That you never ruin a batch of brownies by greasing the pan with rancid Crisco.
That you never stumble to answer the question "What is a booby?"
That you never realize at 11:15 pm that you forgot to shower (again).
That your choice to walk to the bus stop when it's -7 (with the wind chill) instead of taking the car doesn't backfire and you don't end up with 3 wicked sad kids before 8 am.
That when you go to bed dreaming of a snow day, you'll awaken to a day of blankets, snow forts, and hot cocoa.
How ARE you?